3000 BC Grave

Poulnabrone Dolmen 3,000 BC.

The day after Easter Sunday I went April 8th 2007. I had to run away to get alone with myself. I took a tour to Cliffs of Moher, the bus driver Peter was one of the most lovely people ever. He was so soft spoken, the Spanish people kept talking on the bus. In the 1980's they excavated this site to find the bones of a bunch of Celts. I wonder if people in the future will go and dig up my bones? How long will our bones last for? Will it be as if we never existed at all. I will probably leave a huge mess behind!

Along the bus journey we also passed a cave sealed up with white painted horses on it. The cave was said to be haunted when a few brave Irishmen drunk on whiskey courage decided to go into the cave. When they were in they heard horrifying screaming and white horses chased them. They sealed the cave up to protect others from the ghosts of the screaming horses. They marked the cave with white horses.

This is the third time I caught the boquet at the wedding

The last three weddings I went to I caught the bouquet. At my brothers wedding I had to wrestle a four year old girl. When I pryed the bouquet from her hands my boyfriend fakes a heart attack!!!!

I did stand up at the wedding and I thought people were going to tell me they liked my fisting jokes instead they were like, "Phil the heart attack, Genius!"

The second wedding Lisa Hurst's wedding a girl from her sorority and I caught it. She made such a big scene after she fell on the ground, "Allright just take it" After reviewing the videotape in front of a jury everyone agrees she indeed lost her balance and I did not push her! Allright!!!!

Melissa's wedding I caught the bouquet again, jeez!! Talk about fate! I am so ready to get married. You should have seen the guys fighting over me! Except my boyfriend all three times, did not really try so hard. If it were the other way around, and Phil caught the bouquet. I would take out anyone I had to. Just like the time I played tackle football with a gang of lesbians.

These lesbians were two hundred pounds and six feet tall. Of course they wanted to play tackle football anything for a cheap feel. Yeah right! One girl threw me down in the sand, and I got sand in my mouth. I look at her with a look of revenge as I spit the dirt from my mouth. Then on the next play I jumped in the air sideways with all my strength I kicked the giant lesbian with all my might in the stomach! And down she went it was like David and Goliath. I was playing the role of David of course. Except it was tackle football.

An Albino Squirrel

I saw this pasty little guy in prospect park. He is the cutest squirrel I have ever seen. I wonder if he is accepted amongst the squirrel community or do they give him a hard time for being different, something to think about.

Here I am in a little hole in the wall in Galway Ireland. When I was a kid any place like this to hide was heaven. I used to hide in the top shelf in my closet, or in the dryer. We used to have a blackberry tree that would bloom in the summer time. The ground would be stained with purple splotches. I called the blackberry tree "the cool tree" I used to sit up in there and ponder. When I was in second grade, I told this girl that there was a place in my closet that opened up to another dimension where I would I could bounce around like I was on the moon. Of course there were all you could eat Doritos. Junk food was scarce in our house actually food in general, but we were rich in condiments.