Mustaches and Midgets

If I was a dude I would totally grow a mustache, and not just any mustache, I would rock a handle bar. If I see someone with a handle bar mustache it is like seeing a midget, you want to just keep one.

I wanted to have a midget dancer for my show so I called LPA "Little People Association" and asked if there are any midget dancers and they asked me, "Why a little person?" My answer was "I want people from all different backgrounds to be a part of my show!" The truth is, how cute is it too see a cute little pair of kicking legs.

Back to Mustache's I found an international club for proud handle bar mustacheteers, unbelievable!
See for yourself:
http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/eugallery.shtm
This guy is by far the winner of the handlebar, the prize...his own mustache: http://www.jbphotodesign.de/neueSeiten/bart/baertiges.html